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One fine day, a very suckcessful vacuum cleaner salesman visiting one house in the neighbourhood. With full enthusism and energy he knock the door and came out a beautiful blonde lady. Before she say anything, the salesman throwing all the rubbish on the floor and said" Don't worry maam, I m very confident with my vacuum cleaner, your carpet will be swept cleanly. If anything left I will ready to eat it." "If that so," says that lady, "Better you start chewing, my house doesn't has an electricity yet!!" Muaa ha haa.

Twins, Triplets, Quadraplets....

Four expectant father sat nervously waiting their wives in labor room. Then came out a midwife to first guy.. "Congratulations sir, you got twins". Proudly he said, " I worked in Petronas twin towers...". A few minutes later on, the midwife came and said to the second father.. "Congrats sir, you got a triplets". That guys smilingly told " I worked 3 years with 3D Corporation in KL.."

The third father still wait patiently after 10 minutes when the same midwife shout at him "God bless you sir, you got quadraplets..". Woww... every body cograts him. Then he reveals that "I worked in Four Season Hotel Langkawi...".

After one hour, still no news for the fourth father. Everyone looked at him who sat very nervously. One of them ask him to be patient and pray to god... He replys "I worked in 7eleven.....!!!"